My somewhat coherent, most of the time stunningly witty, take on this randomness known as "life."
Warning: this blog contains a high number of cute animal photos.

twitter.com/Kali_not_Callie:

    Messing around with the #macrolens #nofilter #flower #nature #color #closeup #zoom

    Messing around with the #macrolens #nofilter #flower #nature #color #closeup #zoom

    — 1 week ago with 1 note
    #flower  #nature  #color  #zoom  #macrolens  #closeup  #nofilter 

    lacienegasmiled:

    Demo of Beat It composed using only Michael Jackson’s voice

    As Jackson couldn’t fluently play any instruments, he would sing and beatbox out how he wanted his songs to sound by himself on tape, layering the vocals, harmonies and rhythm before having instrumentalists come in to complete the songs.

    One of his engineers Robmix on how Jackson worked: “One morning MJ came in with a new song he had written overnight. We called in a guitar player, and Michael sang every note of every chord to him. “here’s the first chord first note, second note, third note. Here’s the second chord first note, second note, third note”, etc., etc. We then witnessed him giving the most heartfelt and profound vocal performance, live in the control room through an SM57. He would sing us an entire string arrangement, every part. Steve Porcaro once told me he witnessed MJ doing that with the string section in the room. Had it all in his head, harmony and everything. Not just little eight bar loop ideas. he would actually sing the entire arrangement into a micro-cassette recorder complete with stops and fills.”

    Reasons why I laugh when people say he wasn’t a real musician.

    (Source: harrattanparhar)

    — 2 weeks ago with 48737 notes

    Now that EVERYONE knows what the nae nae is (thank you, Mercer), it’s time to share my favorite version of the dance. 

    — 3 weeks ago with 1 note
    #disney  #mickey mouse  #goofy  #donald duck  #nae nae  #minnie mouse  #dancing  #funny 
    Another top-notch delivery from #pizzahut. I asked them to write a funny #joke on the box. Dude shouldn’t quit delivering pizzas to do standup or anything, but A for effort, am I right? #latergram

    Another top-notch delivery from #pizzahut. I asked them to write a funny #joke on the box. Dude shouldn’t quit delivering pizzas to do standup or anything, but A for effort, am I right? #latergram

    — 3 weeks ago
    #pizzahut  #latergram  #joke 
    You know what they say about #cats and boxes. Cats like boxes. #catsofinsta #kitten

    You know what they say about #cats and boxes. Cats like boxes. #catsofinsta #kitten

    — 3 weeks ago with 1 note
    #catsofinsta  #cats  #kitten 

    A little throwback Thursday jam for ya:

    Sifl and Olly - MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER

    — 1 month ago
    #TBT  #throwback thursday  #sifl and olly  #sock puppets  #my united states of whatever  #90's  #90's music  #alternative 

    Loving this song

    SIMPLE THINGS by Miguel

    — 1 month ago
    #Simple things  #miguel  #girls  #music